I say the road grows long.

Ask me things.   Submit Schtuff.  
Jasmine.
20.
KΔX.
Texas.
"The Future Belongs to Those Who Can See the Beauty Of Their Dreams."- Eleanor Roosevelt

It’s amazing how much I regress when I come home. Thank you, Mother.

— 3 days ago

If you can’t laugh together during sex, then you probably shouldn’t be sexing each other up.
If you can’t appreciate how awful you both look in those “after” selfies, then you definitely shouldn’t sex each other up.

— 4 days ago

I’ve got wide hips and a little booty. What happened to the Colombian graces I was supposed to be granted?

— 4 days ago with 1 note
#what  #my body doesn't make sense 

commongayboy:

listening to off to the races by lana del rey makes me want to call my sugar daddy but then i remember i don’t have a sugar daddy

(via ljrawrr)

— 5 days ago with 482 notes
ruraljackdaw:

herroharrypotter:

i feel like this summarises modern art


this in itself is modern art

ruraljackdaw:

herroharrypotter:

i feel like this summarises modern art

this in itself is modern art

(via ioncespokethelanguageofflowers)

— 5 days ago with 108944 notes
Girlfriend / Boyfriend dumps you

cali-cocaine:

White Moms: Its okay sweetheart, it’ll be fine

Black Moms: Mayne who gives a flying fuck

Hispanic Moms: Ves pendeja, tu no necesitas un boifran, Ni sabes limpiarte el culo cabrona

(via uarhi)

— 6 days ago with 4611 notes